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I like to see team Slopenheimer playing with team Schwarzenpecker and team schwarzenpecker playing with team heimensfitzer, of course all sitting in the 36 chambers sipping bhakti tea till our taints get tingly.  As a matter of fact, as a teeter to my totter of unhealthy character traits, merging the guidos with the hipsters, with the freaks and the geeks has always been my forte.  With the exception of the non-anarchist techies, of course, which are inclusive by means of opposition to the pitter of my patter.

And there’s been so much false preference put on aesthetics on this site that holds no weight.  I mean when you are in a relationship with maya, I mean, I’m not going to say it was the collective because I’m a changed man.  So maya, it was me not you.  I have much more of a heightened focus on affect than anything else, so hair color is not going to affect my swartz placement, which apparently is in play based on local tapestry signals.  We spoke of unicorns, nothing of unics, you monumental scumbags.

And I’d never thought I say this but can you guys step up the crazy pills, I just might be getting inversely bored to the bored flip flop. Do I have to take you back or just go back to NYC to taylor my swazey? Anyway, I’m taking back what is mine.

Chest pains? headaches? stop by my clinic.

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Keg Stands

There comes a time in a man’s life when proper self evaluation is of utmost importance in vaulting forward.  Due to the repercussions of cold war wardrobe warfare, If I see one more stylishly casual fine cotton blend, I have to be honest with you guys, I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to control myself.  I’m giving a pre warning because I do not come into contact with many who have endured like events, so I’m relatively certain you would need an army to confront me.  I may go first chakra on that ass and while you are deciding between latte or americana I may just huff and puff and blow your house down.


I think this message, particularly in the Southern California region of the country gives light to the fact that we live in a mecca of engineered magic created for bringing one to a certain state of being or meeting a part of yourself on any level that you perceive missing.  It’s the envoy, once ridden, that can serve as promoting one to be in a constant sate of never being able to be satisfied, till it brings you to you.  Grandiose can obscure the most simple of messages.




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Cell Phones

And if you have a cell phone and can feel uneasy when using one, pongcase is a necessary element in guarding against radiation impedance.  Radiation from cell phones can have damaging effects.

how-mobile-radiation-penetrates-brainPongcase creates a feeling that has radiation greatly subdued.  Floww chips have had the best feeling, which eliicited a really good energy as oppose to the toxic frequencies, however it only lasts for about 6 months until the feeling turns to the original cell phone frequency.

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Thank You

While occasionally venting frustration now and perfectly forever, this daunting and prodigiously supportive experience, I have faith has and will forge bonds that will allow me to provide what I have received.  I feel exceptionally lucky to have been chosen to participate in this mind bending, ego crushing experience, backed by such faith and belief of success by such a large body of people.  I truly feel honored.

As for the first step of giving back I feel like I want to hug and kiss every one of you just after I vomit in my mouth a little.  Love you guys.

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Art Housers

You know, I’m really starting to come around to yous people.  I mean, my first reaction to 2 hour dodgy storylines years ago that had less depth than one of my little rinky dink blogs had me perturbed.  But now I see that the simplicity in patronizing and your calculated misfires are a real hoot on the old mente building and completely make up for historic amercian filmaking.    I fully welcome you to the schizoid club.

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